1. I immediately dislike strangers (If I already know you, you’re exempt. What can I say; it’s the truth.) who use “ur” instead of “your.” And for that matter “your” instead of “you’re.” But I’m not an elitist. They’re just stupid.
2. Euphoria Morning is probably my favorite album, ever. Jonatha Brooke may be my favorite artist, but Euphoria Morning just keeps amazing me every time I listen to it.
3. I don’t hate all cops.
4. I can sing Adam Ant’s “Wonderful” but it has to be a 4th up.
5. 1 shot of Corralejo is like 2 or 3 shots of Corralejo if you take it immediately after cardio.