Maybe I have to meet haole dudes

Because people on the mainland can have these fucking awesome weddings for what it would cost us to just have the damn rehearsal dinner.   In Hawaii it’s a given that you’re going to spend $80-$180 per head for stupid tourist traffic, shitty (or no) parking, mediocre food & a 2-4 hour time slot in some cocoa butter-smelling hotel where everyone else’s older sister got married, unless you’re going to do the cheap thing & go to Vegas, where the air smells like gunpowder & you have to apply moisturizer every few hours or you’ll crack, & if you’re like me you have nosebleeds for a month after you get back home.

And that doesn’t even include the cost of the dress &  the wedding party’s stuff & everything else.

Why am I even thinking about getting married?   Actually I’m not.   I’m just bitching because I read this Joshua guy’s blog & I miss the mainland so much (well, not Vegas.   I hate Vegas.).   I don’t know if I would ever want to get married again, mostly because at this time I can’t even dredge up a glimmer of interest in anyone enough to even go on a date.   And the last time I tried to pretend there was a glimmer it ended up just being torture.   Utter torture.   I don’t think I can put myself through pain like that again.   He’d call me like 3-4 times a day & try to talk to me.   I can’t handle that even when I’m trying to be open-minded.

Yes, I’ve been drinking tequila.   I’ll probably have to edit this tomorrow.   God, I’m such a whiner.


4 responses to “Maybe I have to meet haole dudes

  1. I think our wedding was fun. :) We did have a full-on open bar and a menu that didn’t just have mahi-mahi and chicken!! Plus we spent in total what most use as a down payment. That’s just crazy.

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