Who ever gets pissed off about which table they got seated on at someone’s wedding?
1. People who have never planned their own wedding & have NO IDEA how hard it is to do the seating arrangements.
2. People who feel that this wedding isn’t about the people getting married; it’s about THEM.
3. People who are looking for something to be pissed off about.
If you’re not there because you’re happy about those two people getting married, then do everyone a favor & stay the fuck home.