Ok, here’s what I want to know.
How did this guy not notice that the puppy wasn’t in the car with him? When I read this I had an image of Dr. Cox from Scrubs saying “My GOD, Barbie, how do you put your bra and panties on in the morning? All by yourself! It’s remarkable!”
See, if the guy was simply a complete & utter moron (hello Occam) I’d like to know how he managed to make the car move. On the other hand, my FB friend mentions that he threw up twice, which causes me to wonder if perhaps he had just shot up. If so, then the mangled yet breathing lump of meat that was his puppy must have really spoiled his trip. Whatever the case, it alarms me that someone this stupid can own a dog.
Idiots like this can buy a dog. They can also have unprotected sex. It doesn’t take a brain for two idiots to make another idiot, & that’s why we have the US today. But I digress.
If you know someone who is a complete fucking moron, please — stop him from acquiring a dog. Stop him from having sex if you can. But really — don’t let him have a dog. Or, don’t let him try to drive a car.